I was minding my own business when this woman started arguing with me. I can't remember about what, cause I was not listening.
Woman: Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablalablablablablablablablablablabla.
Me: You know what?
Woman: What?
Me: You're just jealous cause I have a dick.
Woman: Bla! Blablabla! Blablablablabla! BLA! BLABLABLA!
Man, I love being me.
