Wednesday, May 20, 2009

How to Argue with Women

I was minding my own business when this woman started arguing with me. I can't remember about what, cause I was not listening.

Woman: Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablalablablablablablablablablablabla.

Me: You know what?

Woman: What?

Me: You're just jealous cause I have a dick.

Woman: Bla! Blablabla! Blablablablabla! BLA! BLABLABLA!

Man, I love being me.