Friday, May 8, 2009


Hey, waitaminute.

I have been contacting these girls, not to find solutions, but to get people to listen to me.

I am being...such a woman!


So, instead of imagining somebody else with boobs, maybe I can think of myself. With boobs. And a vagina. And long hair. Wearing a cheerleading outfit. Hey, that'll work! Right?

Let's try it out.

Male Character: Oh, woe is me! I am being such a woman! EMOEMOEMOEMOEMO.

Me(with boobs and a vagina): Fuck that, bitch. Go to Thailand.


Why, God? Why?