Trrrrrrinut-tuk - TING!
A-Mir! He's the master of the Universe!
Hi, I'm Amir, Najib's nephew and defender of the secrets of Putrajaya.
This is my dick, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic dick and said,
"BY THE POWER OF JPM!"
IIIII HAVVVEEEE THE MAH-NEEEEEHHHH!
My dick became the mighty Battle-Cock and I become A-Mir - the most powerful nephew in the universe!
Only three others know this secret.
Hot bitch The Sorceress.
and some hos.
Together, we defend Malaysia from the evil forces of Buttfuckor!
For people who don't know what the fuck, and would send me e-mails condemning Najib. Fuck you, and stop sending those e-mails.