You know what?
I should be on Uncle Najib's cabinet.
My portfolio? The Tourism Authority of Thailand.
I will increase tourism for Thailand by two to three times the size.
Already, I have managed to influence Malaysian men and husbands to go to Thailand instead of staying true to their partners.
Men are only as faithful as our options. And being in Malaysia, we have loads.
Who needs stinking vaginas when there are odorless ones up for grabs.