Monday, April 13, 2009

Declaration of War on Facebook and Kanye West

It has come to this.

Out of sheer boredom, I have decided to declare war on Facebook and Kanye West.

Facebook sucks. Facebook is stupid. Being on Facebook is stupid. I don't care who's on Facebook. I hate Facebook.

Why? I don't have a particular reason. I could write a 10,000 word essay on why it sucks, but that's too much effort, and I'm too busy.

Who gives a shit? Facebook sucks, and that is that.

And Kanye West?

Well:



Anyone wearing those gay shades should die. Horribly. Like getting torched in his Ferrari or have his Picasso fall on his head or something. Or choke on truffles.

I hate Kanye West.