I was trawling the websites when I came accross this weekly poll at Mango Weekly.
They describe a few types of girls in Thailand. All pictures from that website
I have my views.
1. The university type.
Probability of being a Man: 5%
Language Skills: 10-70%
Danger of being a minor: 10-30%
Usually found in part-time places and certain massage parlours, the university types used to be my Holy Grail.
Their language skills vary. Some are well-versed in English and other languages (Japanese, Chinese dialects, Bahasa Malaysia, German, French, etc.) Most, though, can only speak Thai.
This is the type I would go for most. Not too dirty-looking, girl-next-door wholesome goodness.
2. The Spinner Type
Probability of being a Man: 3%
Language Skills: 10-40%
Danger of being a minor: 30-70%
I don't know why they are called 'spinner'. But it is fun to imagine.
I generally stay away from 'spinners'. Unless they can produce documentation of their real age.
Remember. All that Glitters...
3. Coyote Dancers
Probability of being a Man: 10%
Language Skills: 20-70%
Danger of being a minor: 10-40%
I have a thing for dancers.
Some have mixed around with a lot of Caucasians to pick up the language. Or probably Japanese, which makes it easier to communicate.
4. The Model Type
Probability of being a Man: 30%
Language Skills: 10-40%
Danger of being a minor: 10-20%
Warning! Warning!
Anything or anyone that has a higher than 10% probability of being a man? Skip it.
5. The Model Type 2
Probability of being a Man: 10%
Language Skills: 10-30%
Danger of being a minor: 10-20%
This is the fairer, Chinese-Thai look. You get two ethnicities in one. Like a dual core processor.
Easily found anywhere in Thailand.
6. The Actress Type
Probability of being a Man: 40%
Language Skills: 10-70%
Danger of being a minor: 10-20%
This is an actress.
Warning! WARNING! WARNING!
Pimp Senses tingling! Stay the fuck away, man. For the greater good.
