Am at the Press Club, helping a friend organise an event.
So, while she's on the phone, I go scavenging.
As a man, I have a natural instinct to forage for food and other things.
Lo and behold! A foot massager!
I turned on the switch and put the soles of my feet on the quivering thing.
Yes, it vibrates. Which takes me back...Nevermind.