Sunday, June 29, 2008

Butt-Man and Rubbin

HEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEE'S Rubbin'(Jason Todd)!:



Honestly, I do not like the idea of Anwar Ibrahim being the next PM. I do not trust the man. But I don't hate him or anything, because that would be a waste of my time.

And I especially DO NOT hate him EVEN IF he is a buttfucker.

I mean, big butt-fucking deal, man.

What's so wrong with butt-fucking? People who butt-fuck other men takes themselves and the butt-fuckees out of the market. MY heterosexual market. Means more pussy for me.

Who Anwar butt-fucks, IF he did butt-fuck, is none of my fucking business. It is only the business of Wan Azizah and their daughter Nurul Izzah and their families, if they are buggered by all this. And the Law, I guess, cause I think it's illegal or something.

Same argument for Datuk Chua Soi Lek. I got no beef with him for having sex with a younger woman. Or for being a porn star. The more the merrier.

The only people he has to answer to were his wife and family members. Not the motherfucking public.

So IF Anwar is indeed a Butt-Man and this guy is his new Rubbin', then go. Butt-fuck off and die. Who gives a shit? Huh? WHo gives a butt-fuck?

Well, to be anal about it, he DOES look like Sukma (Dick Grayson), somwewhat, keeping with the conti of the type of men Anwar likes, IF he was and still is a butt-fucker.

Leave the man to butt-fuck in peace. IF he is butt-fucking.

UNLESS...it was butt-rape.

Stop Rape! Stop Butt-Rape!

Butt-rape is NOT COOL. Surprise Buttsex might be cute, but Butt-rape is a NO, even if your girl/boyfriend is a retard.

ButtMan: Hey, Rubbin'!

Rubbin': Hey. Nice Islamic front.

BM: Full Frontal, yo!

Rubbin': I wanna go to Heaven.

BM: Turn around...

Rubbin': Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and youre never cumming round

BM: Turn around...

Rubbin': Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my farts

BM: Turn around...

Rubbin': Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by

BM: Turn around...

Rubbin': Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes

BM: Turn around, bright ass..

Rubbin': Every now and then I fall apart.

BM: Turn around... bright ass

Rubbin': Every now and then I fall apart

Rubbin': And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if youll only hold me tight
Well be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause well never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your dick is like a shadow on me all of the time
I dont know what to do and I'm always in the dark
Were living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forevers gonna start tonight
Forevers gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now Im only in a fucking mess
Theres nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the ass
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now theres only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the ass