I was driving with a friend of mine around town when I saw this huge billboard.
The billboard had these humorous, I mean, humongous letters on them spelling STOP RAPE!
Upon seeing that billboard, I immediately turned to my friend, who was driving, and said, "Yep, I is gonna stop rape."
And he was like, "Yeah, man. We is gonna stop rape."
"But first," I said, "lunch."
So we pulled over at a rat-infested stall and started eating.
There were fried lungs, tongue, liver, heart and for some reason, my friend had some intestines as well. I FUCKING HATE intestines. I don't see any reason why I should enjoy eating shit-tubes.
Anyway.
"So," I said. "Stop rape. It's so fucking catchy, man."
Friend: True, true.
Me: I mean, as soon as I saw the RM50,000 billboard, I immediately want to stop rape.
F: Wait. Are you going to stop raping people or are you going to stop rape itself?
Me: Gee. That's a tough one. Lemme think.
To facilitate my thinking, I went to a cafe nearby and used their toilet to take a shit.
After I finished, I found my friend outside, browsing through a RM2 shop.
"Let's go," I said.
Friend: Where? To stop rape?
Me: Nah. I want to take a nap. Maybe jack off to some porn. Where do you go anyway, if you want to stop rape?
F: Rape centers or some shit?
Me: Hmmm. Okay. Let's go to one of them rape centres. You got money?
F: Some.
So we went to the rape center and we stopped rape.
