Saturday, June 28, 2008

Stop Rape!

I was driving with a friend of mine around town when I saw this huge billboard.

The billboard had these humorous, I mean, humongous letters on them spelling STOP RAPE!

Upon seeing that billboard, I immediately turned to my friend, who was driving, and said, "Yep, I is gonna stop rape."

And he was like, "Yeah, man. We is gonna stop rape."

"But first," I said, "lunch."

So we pulled over at a rat-infested stall and started eating.

There were fried lungs, tongue, liver, heart and for some reason, my friend had some intestines as well. I FUCKING HATE intestines. I don't see any reason why I should enjoy eating shit-tubes.


"So," I said. "Stop rape. It's so fucking catchy, man."

Friend: True, true.

Me: I mean, as soon as I saw the RM50,000 billboard, I immediately want to stop rape.

F: Wait. Are you going to stop raping people or are you going to stop rape itself?

Me: Gee. That's a tough one. Lemme think.

To facilitate my thinking, I went to a cafe nearby and used their toilet to take a shit.

After I finished, I found my friend outside, browsing through a RM2 shop.

"Let's go," I said.

Friend: Where? To stop rape?

Me: Nah. I want to take a nap. Maybe jack off to some porn. Where do you go anyway, if you want to stop rape?

F: Rape centers or some shit?

Me: Hmmm. Okay. Let's go to one of them rape centres. You got money?

F: Some.

So we went to the rape center and we stopped rape.