Sunday, June 22, 2008

Coming from the Ego

I woke up today and started looking at online pictures of old flames, absent friends, dead gods and blah blah blah.

I noticed one thing. ALL the women I considered fuckable five years ago are getting fat. I guess their hormones are winning the battle. And their thyroids must be whooped.

They're all getting fatter. While I become thinner. Muscular-er.