Thursday, September 16, 2010

Tales from the Drunk Side: Weeee!

I just got back from some work. Lots of things to do, bitch!

But I am content. I didn't say much. But I know what I'm talking aboot.

I am one of the most intelligent people of my generation. And most of people from other generations are either dumb or misguided.

Old people want to go to heaven. Younger people want to do drugs. Why? Because they're all stupid.

I am the last bastion of mankind. The last hope. And I am dying. Sorry. Not much I can do.