Sunday, September 26, 2010

Man-Woman Interface

I was sitting down with a man the other day who said to me, "You know what, all women are stupid."

I was like, "Ummm...well..."

Man: What, you don't agree with me? Are you a man?

Me: Well...

Man: No, are you a man?

Me: What has that got to do with anything?

And then, a few days later, I was with a woman.

Woman: You know what?

Me: What?

Woman: All men are stupid.

Me: You know what?

Woman: What?

Me: You're all the same. Both men and women are stupid. There.

Woman: Then what are you? Are you a man?

Me: See?

Woman: Answer me - are you a man?

Me: If I say yes, are you going to suck my dick and iron my clothes?

Woman: You're a pondan! Pondan!

Me: I'm n- ah, whatever lah.

Woman: Pondan! Pondan! Pondan!