May you all go to heaven and be proven right. And that the rest of the 500 billion or so left will rot in hell. Because they're WRONG.
May you fuck a billion-kajillion virgins who will never lose their hymens.
May you succeed in death, when you have failed in life.
Selamat Menyambut Bulan Puasa.
Oh. And. Merdeka.
Now fuck off and die.