Rubber Ridley was relaxing in his hothouse when suddenly, the Rubber Signal flashed across the night skies.
Rubber Ridley: It's the rubber signal, let's go!
RR: Atomic batteries full power, turbines full speed!
Meanwhile, at the Palace of Justice...
Racialist: I'm racist, nyeeee!!! I mean..racialist...nyeee!
Sir Henry Gurney: Ahhh! Racism! And bullets! My only two weaknesses! How did he find out?
Anthony Burgess: Magic...gone.
Sir Gerald Templer: Blast! My plant-powers do not work here, so far away from my park. Briggs! Do you have a plan?
Briggs: I ALWAYS have a plan. I called Rubber Ridley!
A shadow descends on the skylight. Rubber Ridley crashes onto the scene.
RR: Never fear, citizen! Rubber Ridley is here! Gurney - you're shot! Do you need ... a Gurney? Hehehe.
Sir Henry Gurney: Ridley! Quickly! My Discipline Cane Skills do not work here. All hope rests on you! Stop...the Racialist!
Racialist: Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh...
Ridley: A live Racialist! I thought the word never existed except as a corruption of the word racist.
Sir Gerald Templer: That's it, Ridley! A racialist is a corrupted racist!
Ridley: Remember, kids, racism is our enemy. I can't stand two things in this world - people who won't allow freedom of speech and freedom of thought, no matter how despicable those sentiments are to me - and racists. Racists suck!
Ridley: Suck this, racialist!
Rubber Ridley has the power to elongate any part of his body. He socks a punch or two.
BIFF! OOF! KA-SPLAT!
Racialist: AHHH! I would have gotten away with everything...if it we'ren't for you meddlin' Malayan Rangers!
Ridley: Gurney! You're losing a lot of blood, old boy!
SHG: Please...stop it...with...the lame...British accents and quirks.
SHG: I'm...dying...there's no...hope for me...anymore. Send...the...message...loud and clear.
Ridley: What? Racism is bad? Everyone knows that.
SHG: No! The...message...always...always...brush before going to bed...
There you have it, true believers! Racism is bad! And...always brush before you go to bed.
Or after going down on the missus.