Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Last Son of Pimpton

I ran out of energy. Energy level is close to depletion. Ragged from weeks, months of creative exercises.

I feel burnt-out, and Thailand is still closed.

Man.

In these times of trouble, I whipped out my last stash of Singha water - the final remaining power source from Pimpton - and held it aloft and said,


BY THE POWER OF PHUKET!

IIIIIIII HAVEEEEEEEE THEEEE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

And my dick became the Mighty Battle-Cock.

And I became Pimp Masta G! The most powerful pimp in the universe!