Saturday, September 20, 2008

Howto Tootsies: The Lord of the Rings

It is easy for you to identify politicians in this country.

The ones in power would all be wearing white shirts, navy-blue pants, wielding a Nokia Communicator, drives a Toyota Harrier and sporting multiple rings on their fingers - a few given to them by bomohs and other witch-doctors.

I call them - The Lord of the Rings. They are the reason this country is not ready for the fall of the American giants. They are responsible, either through action or inaction, for racism.

And for you and me to be poor.

Dear Hobbits! In order to save the country from cockroaches, we must throw the rings, attached to the fingers, attached to the men, into the fires of Mount Doom.

Fly, you fools!