So I am having a very late lunch at a cafe in Bangsar.

A friend called, wanting only to join me if there is WiFi connection here.

Me: Do you have wifi?

Waiter: huh?

Me: Do you have Internet?

W: Inglis...no...

Me: Ok. Kat sini ada WiFi?

W:Rawk!

Me: ada Internet kat sini?

W: Bak-bak-bak-bakaaaak!

Me: English tak paham. BM tak reti. Apasal ko kerja waiter? Untuk orang bisu?

And so I began an interprative dance sequence, to illustrate my query.