So I am having a very late lunch at a cafe in Bangsar.
A friend called, wanting only to join me if there is WiFi connection here.
Me: Do you have wifi?
Me: Do you have Internet?
Me: Ok. Kat sini ada WiFi?
Me: ada Internet kat sini?
Me: English tak paham. BM tak reti. Apasal ko kerja waiter? Untuk orang bisu?
And so I began an interprative dance sequence, to illustrate my query.