Liver, when scanned, showed scratch marks.
Patient doubles over, as if something riding on him.
Cure? With-doctor!
Seeing double?
Evil spirits!
Cure? Witch-doctor!
I'd like to have a fight with a witch doctor.
First, he would 'jampi' a glass of water, without spitting on it or adding anything dirty. Just spiritual stuff.
Then I would drink it.
As for me, I'd prepare a solution with 90% arsenic, and have him drink it.
Whoever dies first, loses.
Fucking conmen.
I was once treated for redung (sinusitis) by a witch-doctor.
At the end of the 'treatment', I asked if I could finally eat belacan and chicken and seafood without suffering from itchy fits?
She said, "No! Forever more, you can only eat steamed or boiled fish."
I fucking hate fish, so I said to God, "Fuck this shit, brah! I'll eat whatever I want. You can give me resdung if you want, but fuck if I'm going to eat boiled fish for the rest of my life."
I never had a resdung attack ever after that.
Proving it's all in the mind.
