I got a free bottle opener from a Bangsar pub. I got a bottle opener, man. And I'm not afraid to use it. I'm fucking armed and dangerous.
Suddenly, a SWAT team bursts through the door.
SWAT: DROP the bottle opener!
Me: Fuck you, bitch! One move, and Imma pop a cap on this bottle of amber liquid.
SWAT: Nooooo!
Me: Oooh yess...
Splisha!
Glug glug glug.
Ahhhhh.....
