Saturday, June 6, 2009

Blade Runner

So I was getting my massage, right?

The woman suddenly asked, "Are you clone?"

Me: What?

Masseuse: You clone?

Me: I hope not.

Masseuse: If you are clone, I turn down air con.

Me: Oh. Ok. Yes, I am clone.

Masseuse: Busted! You are retired!