Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Calling the Company

I'm weak and stuck at home with a slight temperature. Slipping in and out of my feverish dreams, I began to think that I would make a good CIA agent.

So here's my offer.

Hey, CIA! Give me US$400 million and I will give you any and all information you would need. And also information you would not need.

C'mon, man. I read wikipedia! C'mon! I'll suck yo dick! I'll suck yo dick! (for US$400 million. Batteries sold separately).