Fuck.
I mean, hear ye! Hear ye!
Ominous signs have appeared. A three-headed calf was born to a goat, each head singing a different Britney Spears song.
A lone star shone on Bukit Jalil.
Gog and Magog have climbed their way up the fucking Himalayas and are now raping and pillaging Tibet.
A baby was born with the shape of a large dick on his back.
Pigs flew…on DC-10s. Cats grew horns. A cow jumped over the moon…and has now lost all communication with Houston cause he’s on the dark side of the moon and shit.
The Ancient Spirits of Evil have returned.
