I see all! I know all!
Nothing can protect you from me! I am the Devourer of Worlds! You can try to ask protection from whoever and whatever, but I always get to you. I always leave you dry.
So fuck you, Vitagen's packaging! You will not outsmart the Greatest Mind of This Century! And my long nails!
I will get that damn aluminum thingy to peel and allow me to drink your sweet bacteria.
Tell them, Doomsday is coming! Tell them, this is the Age of Apocalypse!
Oh. There are straws.
Prepare for annihilation!