Fine. I'll tell you about The Doomsday Device.
First of all, it's not mine. I had nothing to do with it, and I can't do anything about it.
The half-life decay is unstoppable, though it is possible to turn it to good use.
Unfortunately, I have moved on from doomsday devices to making movies and TV series. This is not my concern, and who knows what final form it will take?
I tend to stay away from all these doomsday stuff. My days are brighter and have Care Bears and My Little Ponies prancing around.
Cause if I do get into these mad scientist stuff, I want the device to destroy all life on earth. Start off with a clean slate. What has mankind done, that is worth preserving, other than Cowboy Bebop? And Thai girls.