In the beginning, there was a modem.
The first modem in my village, and it was 14.4kbps. And it was a dial-up.
Which meant that downloading porn - any porn - took hours. A three second video could take two hours to download. Remember, this was before YouTube.
One day, I downloaded a 13 minute porn video. It was my greatest achievement that year, as I had no online time to do anything else.
