I didn't do it. I didn't do anything. Hehehe.
I was at home, cleaning my dick. My dick is clean, and that is due to hours spent making sure every inch of it is properly cleaned and smells nice.
Care for my dick is of the utmost importance. It is my primary source of joy and happiness. I am happy with my dick, and my dick is happy with me.
On to my balls. My balls smell really nice. It is also very, very clean.
My whole apartment might look as if a burglar tossed it, but my dick and my scrotum look and feel clean.
I love my balls and dick.
