Friday, March 4, 2011

How Are You Involved?

I get this question a lot from people, whenever they read about Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa.

"How are you involved?" asked the honestly curious.

"How are YOU involved?" asked the egotistical, spiteful, disbelieving loser whose mother was raped by a dog.

"HOW are you involved?" asked the engineer.

I used to tell them The Truth.

"I wrote the script."

Now, I think I'll have some fun. The next time someone asks, I'm gonna say, "I was Stephen Rahman-Hughes' body double and stunt cock."

Cause most women I know are going to see the movie - even those who knock 'Malay movies' - because of Stephen's pectorals.

Here's how it was on the set:

Yusry: Okay, scene between Stephen and the Twins. Get it on!

Yusry: Okay cut! Stunt cock!

O: Stunt Cock!

Elmy: Stunt Cock!

Razif: Stunt Cock!

Me: Hey, how you doin'?

Me: Hey, how you doin'?

Me: Hey, how you doin'?

Me: Hey, how you doin'?