Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Rap Battles with Nobody

I just read the entire Malaysian budget

All I can say is we'd better bring back the midget

Daim Zainuddin, was not very tall

But he and Dr M, prevented the great big fall!

Dr M is no Chuck Norris

He shaved his beard clean

Cause he said ancient Arabs

Just wanted to look mean

Hishamuddin Hussein and Najib Tun Razak

Are related by marriage

But when that Frenchie lawyer got deported

Najib was yelling what the fuck?

"Dude, that's gonna make me look bad!"

"While my wife's in her pyjamas, playing with 24 million carats!"

Malaysia is a country where everything is sad.

Even the opposition is aping retarded monkeys

But we did have a tablet four years before iPad.