I just read the entire Malaysian budget
All I can say is we'd better bring back the midget
Daim Zainuddin, was not very tall
But he and Dr M, prevented the great big fall!
Dr M is no Chuck Norris
He shaved his beard clean
Cause he said ancient Arabs
Just wanted to look mean
Hishamuddin Hussein and Najib Tun Razak
Are related by marriage
But when that Frenchie lawyer got deported
Najib was yelling what the fuck?
"Dude, that's gonna make me look bad!"
"While my wife's in her pyjamas, playing with 24 million carats!"
Malaysia is a country where everything is sad.
Even the opposition is aping retarded monkeys
But we did have a tablet four years before iPad.