The world, is in peril. Gay-a, the drag queen of the Earth, can no longer withstand the terrible distraction plaguing our planet. She send five magic rings to five special young people.
Captain Poonani: By your powers combined, I am Captain Poonani!
He's a hero!
Gonna take demonstrations down to zero.
He's our powers, magnified, and he's fighting on the queers' side.
HM: You'll pay for this, Captain Poonani!
They're the Planet Queers, you can be one too, cause fucking your brother is the thing to do.
Amir and his Thai-honeys, are not at all gay. Hear what Captain Poonani has to say!
Captain Poonani: Snap snap!