Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Roid Rage

I want to pick fights with small kids.

I hate Naruto. Not because Naruto's fucking gay. Hell, it would have been cool if Naruto would just come out of the closet and admit to being the gay icon he is.

Like when he actually kissed Sasuke:

Here's all of the dialogues in Naruto:

Naruto: Sasuke!

Sasuke: Naruto!

Naruto: Sasuke!

Sasuke: Naruto!

Naruto: Sasuke!

Sasuke: Naruto!

Repeat ad infinirectum.

Naruto is fucking gay.

But that's not why I hate Naruto. I hate Naruto cause all its fanboys and stupid fucking fangirls believe that everyone copied from Naruto.

Avatar? Naruto copy! Why? Cause it has a village in it.

Jessica Alba? Naruto Copy! Why? Cause Naruto fans are fucktards.

I fucking hate Naruto.

In fact, let me just spoil everything for you right now:

In the end, Naruto makes love to Sasuke's sweet slut ass.