Sunday, August 12, 2012

Masturbation Overdrive

I am doing a very special project that marries some things I like talking about. However, I won't talk about that because it is still very hush-hush.

I had fun doing some bits, but am worried it's a bit discordant and random. The last time I saw something like this was with The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai.

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a porn movie steeped with philosophy. A pseudo-intellectual porn, if you will. Filled with high-level, pretentious discussions on the human condition, symbolic imagery and lots of verbal wanking infused with boobs and dicks.

I find that is the true representation of philosophy - in the end, it's just a lot of wanking. Actually, most of the world is just wanking. Fiction is wanking. Non-fiction is wanking. Business is wanking. Every single thing in the world is just wanking.

The world is just one big joke, and instead of going against the flow of cock-jerkers, we should masturbate alongside it. We are all the all-wanking, all-masturbating hairless apes of the world.

And best to do it before first light.