Thursday, April 1, 2010

Tales from the Drunk Side: Wankathon Hypersigil

The current rise in temperature we are experiencing in Malaysia is, to me, proof that global warming is real. A clear and present danger.

I was sweating to 40 degrees Celcius just last week. In March, when the winds from the southwest should have brought rain to the West Coast, cooling things off.

Like dinosaurs, we soak it up, and hope for the best.

I have a drastic solution for this dire situation. We need nuclear winter to fight off global warming.

Where you nukes at? Where you warheads at? I suggest we nuke Afghanistan and Israel. Afghanistan and Israel have always been problematic. No one will miss them, except for some diamond traders in New York.

Let's blow 'em up, motherfuckers!