My friend Cheepork and I watch Spartacus, the 2009 TV series.
We were talking about how it would be like if we lived in Roman times.
"I think we'd all be slaves," said Cheepork.
"Mmm... no. I don't think so," I said.
"You need to be from a great family to be anything."
"Yeah, well, my mother's connected. My father comes from working class Chinese people. So I think my expected station would be a trader or something like that."
Both of us can't really be gladiators. Cheepork is too short, and I just don't give a fuck.
But the fucking. Man, how those people fucked in the old days.