Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Malay Male's Dictionary of Cool Vs Not Cool Things

Not Cool: Taking drugs.

- Everyone can take drugs. Everyone IS taking drugs. SO?

Cool: Dying of a drug overdose

- Do us all a favour. Yeah!

Not Cool: Your mother.

Cool: Your mother fucking the ice cream man.

Not Cool: Zaid Ibrahim and Kamalanathan

Cool: Alcohol, gambling and kissing.

Not Cool: Politicians

Cool: The H1N1 virus which will kill them all.

Not Cool: Anwar Ibrahim

Cool: Anwar Ibrahim sex scandals

Not Cool: Singapore

Cool: Singaporeans

Not Cool: Malaysia

Cool: Me