Thursday, April 1, 2010

Tales from the Drunk Side: Whatever Happened to the Lipstick Liberals?


What happened to those lip-service liberals who were all for freedom of speech and expression?

If you are for freedom of speech, you will fight for all manner of speech to be allowed. Not necessarily practiced, but allowed. Big difference there.

All you nouveau riche motherfuckers who claim to be oh-so-classy just turn out to be politicians in disguise.

The Trans-Liberals!

More that meats the eyes!

The Trans-Liberals!

Politicians in disguise!

Politicians (read: liars).

Fucking trannie-liberals. I am the last, great anarchist hope.

My anarchy is not a fashion statement. My beliefs in anarchy are not for winning votes, or even pussy. I am the last agent of anarchy left. The only one left to establish real, natural democracy.

Because democracy, is anarchy. The truest form of Alan Moore anarchy is ordnung - voluntary order. A world without leaders. Where everyone has a say. We already do, but it has not been institutionalised.

And where are the lipstick liberals? Probably sipping their lattes, talking to their lawyers about suing people.

And in the words of the great and terrible Alan Moore:

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists...

...and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, "Save us."

And I'll whisper, "No."

Never compromise. Never surrender. Not even in the face of Armageddon.