I was monitoring the Hilt of Selangor (Hulu Selangor) results and reaction on Twitter - just for fucks - when almost all my Pakatan Rakyat buddies decided to go and get KFC.
This happened just as PR was almost 99% confirmed as having lost the seat.
I was like, "Hey, take a chill pill, man. You can still save the world next time."
And they were all like, "Nahh, we don't wanna play no more cause we're losing. We're losing the country, affirmative action, we're losing the whatever. We're fucking losers!"
It's like that last time when I was right about BN losing those three seats somewhere up north. All my BN friends were simply quietly offended or some shit. And slunk away. And didn't show up till like, two months later.
So I did what I had to do. I got myself KFC. I like the Colonel Chicken Rice. It used to suck real bad, cause they used dehydrated bullshit, but it's way better now.
And now I'm home, ready for some sleep. I hope no one makes this a race issue. Already, some people are dividing voters up according to race. That's for the idiot politicians to figure out. I don't think it's in the best interest of anyone to remind ourselves how divided we are due to skin colour and the Gods we worship (when in reality, most of us worship the opinions of other people, and money).
In conclusion, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! WHO?!
And that, was my Hulu Selangor political roundup.