One of my friends asked me, "What's up with all these men saying 'I'm a MAN!'?"
She: They do!
Me: I don't.
She: Yeah, right.
Me: Well, when I say it, I'm quoting a line from that Will Ferrel movie, Anchorman.
Me: In it, Ferrel is an anchorman, so he says, "I'm a MAN! An anchorman!" It is basically a parody of masculinity in the '70s.
Me: Please, continue.
She: To me, when a man says, "I'm a MAN!", he is only saying "I have a DICK!"
Well, imagine that. A bunch of men, going around, saying, "I have a DICK!"
And I'd go and say, "I have a DICK! An anchorDICK!"
That is funny.