Sunday, July 4, 2010

The Genius that is Me

I am such a fucking genius. I'm so fucking brilliant.

Man, I cannot believe how I could have missed this?

I am so smart that without any puzzles to solve, I get depressed.

People tremble in awe, they shiver as I display my giant intellect. My giganourmous intellect. My brain, the size of a small planet.

I am so fucking smart. I am the greatest mind this Creation has ever seen!

Man, I love being me. Nobody I'd rather be, than my brilliant, talented self.