Sunday, May 3, 2009

My Agendas

Nothing newsworthy today, so I am going to reiterate my agenda.

SOme people told me, "Everyone's a prick." in the hopes that I would reveal myself as a prick. Like him, perhaps. But I am not. I am a fucker, WITH a prick, but I alone am no prick.

A lot said to me, "Everyone's a racist." I find that term highly insulting. How can I be racist when I am the product of interracial fucking? I feel for all races and wish that we would all be one race - Mixed.

Like the Malay model of race. I have never in my life met a pure Malay. There are Malay-Chinese (Chi-Lays), Malay-Indians (Malians), Malay-Bugis (Magis), Malay-Jawa (Khir-Toyo), Malay-Batak (Balays), Melayu-Pattani (Patta-lays), Melayu-Kelantan (Cawat Kote) and loads of other variations.

We got more flavas than Baskin Robbins.

And everyone consider themselves as Malays.

Malay is a group of people who hundreds or thousands of years ago decided to become one race. Speak more or less the same language and integrate our many cultures.

Malay1: Let our powers combine!

If the Malays can do it, without any loss to identity and culture, Malaysians can, too.

That is one of the agendas. One of mine. So that people of my generation can just relax and be assimilated into the Borg. Resistance is futile.

The second thing on my agenda is to help some people get food.

The charity structure in this country is fucked up. There is a lot of money floating around, but I wonder if any significant dent to poverty has been made in the past 50 years.

Anwar Ibrahim used this as his platform in the early 70s. A platform to get into politics. After that? Senyap. His maudlings and meddlings I believe, caused more problems than solutions.

And then there's apathy. In this, I am selfish. I wanted people to be apathetic until a few years ago. I wanted people to stay stupid and inactive so I can make myself look good and make my millions faster.

Now, it seems that people are on the move. So my tactics must change. I'll just go with the flow. I'm a fish, so I will swim with the current to get where I want to go.

Look, eradicating poverty is a fool's errand. It can't happen 100%. It would even be hard to hit 20%. But we can't just quit. What are we? RPK? Eli Wong?

If I fail, if I succeed, at least I'll live as I believe. No matter what they take from me, they can't take away my pornographyyyyyy.

Whitney Houston, yo!

So I'm going to set up a programme a few months from now which will be independent of all the major shit.

I hope you'll join me, and we can take the country back from politicians.