Apparently, one of the big news circulating among Malaysian SoPo bloggers are the revelations of the identities of A Voice and Big Dog by Sakmongkol AK47.
After reading everything, I am only concerned about one thing:
Do you think people know who I am?
Oooh, man. I'm so fucking worried right now. What if people know that The Malay Male is in fact, A___ H_____?
My God, man. I really have to watch what I say. One of these days, they might just find out my real name! My favourite food, the actress I want to fuck, what I do for a living and even how many thousands of girls I fucked.
Man!
This is a crisis!
What if they find out my secret identity? I might either have to be:
a. Fully accountable for what I write
b. Make sure that anything I write cannot be charged in the court of law, and even if it did, there are avenues for full deniability.
and/or
c. Stop blogging altogether.
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod
I would have to be...gulp...responsible!
If they know who I am, I am finished!
Oh noeeees!!!
