Previously, on Zeroes.
Bitch: You're not clairvoyant, Amir! You don't know what's going to happen! You saw me dead, right? But I'm still alive!
Me: Look out!
BAM! CRASH! BIFF! OOF! STAB! STAB! STAB! ZING! KA-SPLATT!
Me: Umm...
Bitch: I... am stil... al...
Me: Ooookay.
And now, for the hals-season finale:
Me: You know, I'm looking for a Superhero name.
Slut: How about I-Told-You-So-Man?
Me: That's a bit...
Cunt: Yeah! Cause you like, tell me what's going to happen, and they happen. You're so I-Told-You-So-Man.
Me: But... I don't -
Slut: Yeah, I know you're laughing inside! You're laughing at all of us!
Me: Why - ?
Cunt: Because you're always right.
Me: That's because I can predict the future.
Slut: I know! How about, I'm-Always-Right-Man?
Cunt: Yeah! I'm-Always-Right-Man sounds right!
Me: Nevermind...
