I am using a Blackberry Bold 9700 (or Bold II) to write this post this on my blog.
Used to only entry-level devices, this experience with the Bold II has made me a God. Apotheosis, yo!
I choose to be the Atheist God Atheismo.
Man! This keypad is so smooth. It's like pressing down on 35 tiny tits. Mmmmm.
And I can finally watch YouTube with almost no hassle. Man! If it weren't for all these people, I would run my dick all over this keypad.
Who is your God now, huh? Huh?