So I went home last night, and some ninjas jumped out from behind the mailbox.
Ninja1: We will destroy you!
Me: Buddha Punch!
And they all went dead.
Some rempits on EX5s came with Molotov cocktails and threw them at me. I caught two, and started drinking.
Budd-dynomite! Dynomite!
Suddenly, one guy jumped out. Again, from behind the mailbox. I began to check the mailbox, just in case there's a town I didn't notice behind it.
Guy: You! You need to teach me the ways of the Bukkakke!
Me: It is hard to fill a cup that is already full.
Guy: But... my cup is empty.
Me: Buddha KICK!
And I kicked his head into the wall.
Budd-dynomite! Dynomite!
Me: I don't teach idiots.
So I went up to my apartment and immediately stripped. I went to the toilet and took a crap.
Budd-dynomite! Dynomite!
