Before sleep takes me
I'll tell a lil' story
About squirmy tentacles
That rape poor damsels
S'all happened in Japan
Or in war-torn Poland
I get confused sometimes
Cause this Hentai's a crime
Tentacles, pentacles, pussy galore
Ah, fuck it man. I'll finish it another time.
I should get a tattoo on my forehead that says, "By this, I rule"