During one Ramadan day, I was not fasting.
So anyway, I was on my way to join some friends for breaking fast. As I waited for a cab, there was this primary school bastard who, upon seeing me, took out his bottle of Coke and started chugging in front of me.
So I took out my pack of cigarettes and started smoking like crazy. Then I popped a mint in my mouth.
The kid's jaw dropped to the floor.
Kid: Are you Malai-?
Me: Hai lor. Ngo hai Malai-gwai.
Kid: You tak puasa ke?
Kid: Apa pasal?
Me: I got period lah!
Kid: But you man what!
Me: Ya, but I sunat mahrs. Malay-gwai semua ada period mahrs!
Kid: Woh! Like that ah?
Me: Like dat la. Also, you have period from the ass.
Me: Cause you eat chicken (I pointed at his KFC lunchbox). You eat too many chicken, your asshole start bleeding lorhs. Got period lah!
Then my cab came. I got in and had a ball of a time.