Using my Zen-Axe Mastery, I clobbered the seven thousand blind ronin. With my mind.
Then I terrorised a tattoo parlour until they gave me a voucher for a free tattoo.
I immediately sat down and got my forehead engraved with the words, "By this, I rule."
And then, I posed on top of a mound of corpses with a naked woman holding on to my ankles. As a painter drew me.
I will carve my own kingdom with my bare mind. And wear my crown upon a troubled brow.