Thursday, August 5, 2010

Being a Celebrity

As the world's most popular celebrity, people come up to me everyday.

"Hey, Amir! Love your blog! It's so funny!" They say, with too many exclamation marks.

"No, it's not," I sometimes say.

And then, I get this really worried look on their faces. As if to say, "He really believes he's the sexiest man on Earth! Oh my God! He's crazy!"

"It's not funny at all," I would repeat, with a straight face. And watch them squirm.

They don't get it. No one does.

Oh well.