Sometimes, I'm sick of questions.
"What school did you go to?"
Old skool, motherfucker!
"What hood you grew up in?"
Yo mama's hood. She needs a tune-up.
"Why do you think everyone else as stupid?"
Questions, questions, questions!
So here are some all-purpose answers:
1. Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
2. Your mother wants you to pick up her panties from my place.
3. I can put chocolate syrup on my dick to make it sweet.
Here's a sample conversation:
Bitch: Hey, you called?
Me: Yes. Your mother wants you to pick up her panties from my place.
Me: Your mother. Panties. My place. Pick it up. Oh, and can you take out the trash?
Bitch: I...I resent that!
Me: Your resistance only makes my penis harder.
Bitch: What? Fuck you!
Me: Promises, promises. Why don't you suck my dick instead?
Bitch: Do you really think I'm interested?
Me: I can put chocolate syrup on my dick to make it sweet.
Man, I am so fucking cool!