I'm growing older. I'm turning into an old man.
I have been observing, and it comes in stages.
Now, I don't want kids to do what I did in my youth. Like, take up journalism. I'm like, "Get a real job, assholes! Be a doctor or a hooker or something. Be a porn star."
You'd get more respect. Trust me.
The next stage would be glee. You watch kids go through the shit you went through, and you say, "Hahahaha! LOSERS!"
After that, comes indifference.
"You busted your liver AND your brains? Are you dead yet?"
And then you die. If this is depressing, please kill yourself now. Makes for better news when there is a sharp spike in suicides.