Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Tales from the Drunk Side: Suck My Dick?

Apparently, you can end or punctuate any conversation with the question/invitation: Suck my dick?

Example:

Me: Hey, how are you doing there? Suck my dick?

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Me: Looks like rain...

Bitch: Yep.

Me: Suck my dick?

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Slut-Ho Whore-Priestess: You just stepped on my foot!

Me: Suck my dick?


And if you're lucky, they really will suck your dick.